You can tell he wasn't drunk yet cuz he spilt his drink. Drunk people never spill their drinks. lol
Posted by drunkguy (guest) on Sat 16 Jun 2012 11:51:40 AM EDT
If one of your friends asks you to sit down while the other one can barely suppress hysterical laughter:
DO NOT SIT DOWN!
Posted by Guest on Sat 16 Jun 2012 07:25:49 AM EDT