haha

This is missing the best part. After she takes the dog away, the pilot light in her oven ignites the fumes from the paint and the kitchen catches fire.

Posted by guest (guest) on Fri Jun 8 08:05:36 2012

CLEAN MY ASS! LICK IT!!!

Posted by Guest on Wed Jun 6 21:53:18 2012

Ahhh yes...

In the animal kingdom, this is known as "teabagging".

Posted by Guest on Wed Jun 6 17:19:52 2012

dogs aren't clever, they eat their own dung
they whine like babies and sweat through their tongue
the big ones are stupid, the small are high strung
but cats are cunts

Posted by Guest on Tue Jun 5 21:07:32 2012

"him" since when are male dogs spayed?

Posted by Guest on Fri Jun 1 04:54:41 2012

that dog just deserved to be bald

Posted by Guest on Wed May 30 23:02:19 2012

I told you to get him spayed not sprayed!!!

Posted by Guest on Wed May 30 17:47:46 2012

What's the matter?

Cat got your tounge?

Posted by Guest on Mon May 28 13:46:46 2012

hey dog


Imma boop your tongue


*boop*

Posted by Guest on Mon May 28 12:41:49 2012

sheesh what a bitch

Posted by Guest on Mon May 28 08:44:38 2012