*Nope, it looks like multiple compound fractures to femora, tibiae and fibulae, and probably massive internal upper torso traumata.

Posted by Guest on Wed Mar 16 04:40:56 2011

OH SNAP

snappity snap went the tibias.

Posted by A man of wealth and taste (guest) on Tue Mar 15 15:01:49 2011

Some aircraft can "feather", i.e. turn the props parallel to airflow in the event of engine failure to reduce drag.

Posted by Guest on Mon Mar 14 19:37:34 2011

As someone who flies, I have to say that a landing you live through is a good landing. Maybe not the best landing here, though...hope the pilot is alright.

Posted by Komarov (guest) on Mon Mar 14 19:06:31 2011

You can bet that after they caught that guy, his face mysteriously looked like that cop's legs the next morning.

Posted by Guest on Mon Mar 14 15:45:03 2011

I guess

the couch was downstairs?

Posted by chitoryu12 (guest) on Mon Mar 14 13:58:37 2011

Nope, it looks like multiple compound fractures to femurs, tibias and fibulas, and probably massive internal upper torso traumas.

Posted by parameedo (guest) on Mon Mar 14 12:12:46 2011

and the Oscar for best performance of a cop getting his ass handed to him since Robocop goes too....

Posted by Guest on Mon Mar 14 11:20:53 2011

Think texting this guy pictures of bailey jay would have been a more effective trap.

Posted by Guest on Mon Mar 14 06:35:50 2011

Tibia's?

Learn to use your motherfucking apostrophes, yo. It's TIBIAS.

Posted by Carlos (guest) on Mon Mar 14 02:26:07 2011