"I can attest that even though they have small teeth and are non-poisonous, burmese python bites hurt like a motherfucker. Take a long time to heal too, due to the incredibly horrible bacteria they host in their mouths."---
Thats not a burmese python... thats not even a python! its a common Boa... and the bites do NOT take a long time to heal for most people and they REALLY DO NOT HURT MUCH... so before you can "attest" to anything... know what the fuck your talking about...
Posted by Nathan (guest) on Tue Nov 8 13:56:05 2011
">>survival of the fittest is a dickhead sometimes
this has NOTHING to do with survival of the fittest you moron
survival of the fittest is when you have 2 bugs, one is green and matches his background and one is pink
all the pink ones get eaten because they are noticeable and the green ones survive
so all future bugs from that species are now green because the pink ones died out
where does it say one bug tripped another bug into the mouth of a predator?
fucking five year olds on this site. no wonder why they moved NSFW"
Dude, you are way too mad. Also ironic because you're overreacting to a simple comment.
And, why I think you're mad because you're all like "EVERYONE IS FIVE YEAR OLDS" while you're throwing a fit over a dumb comment.
tldr: u so mad
Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 8 13:53:41 2011
lol giraffe herps...
Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 8 12:28:45 2011
wtf nooooo, this is clearly an example of survival of the fittest.
You could argue that the other bison had longer and stronger legs which enabled him to run faster in the snow making him "better adapted for immediate, local environment".
You could also argue that he outsmarted the other bison by tripping him intentionally increasing his odds of reproducing and survival.
The term "survival of the fittest" is a loose term that doesn't always refer to strength or being the fittest but in this case it does because survival of the fittest is a synonym with natural selection according to Darwin. Natural Selection by definition is a genetic variation within the population of organisms (bison) may cause some individuals to survive and reproduce more successfully than others. The other bison was smaller, weaker, whatever, and was killed off because of it. Period.
Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 8 12:23:48 2011
>fucking five year olds on this site. no wonder why they moved NSFW
hey, look at me, I just took a high school biology class!
Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 8 08:23:51 2011
OUT OF MY WAY PEONS
Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 8 07:37:12 2011
meanwhile in portland, oregon
right after putting hashish in the baby formula
Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 8 04:17:40 2011
squirrel
what a douche! i would cuddle the shit out of this little fucker!
Posted by cuddle (guest) on Tue Nov 8 00:22:39 2011
