Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
Posted by AndarielHalo (guest) on Tue Feb 1 08:25:49 2011
I can attest that even though they have small teeth and are non-poisonous, burmese python bites hurt like a motherfucker. Take a long time to heal too, due to the incredibly horrible bacteria they host in their mouths.
Posted by Guest on Mon Jan 31 22:06:23 2011
looked so good he had to take a bite
Posted by Shtoink (guest) on Sat Jan 29 23:21:33 2011
That deer's a 2/2 with Trample.
Posted by Guest on Sat Jan 29 19:36:54 2011
HEY LIBBY YOU TURNED INTO AN ALPACA
Libby: ...My God.
Posted by Guest on Sun Jan 23 15:28:04 2011
You shall be assimilated
resistance is futile
Posted by Guest on Sat Jan 22 19:08:39 2011
I guess it is a frog-eat-frog world.
Posted by El Guesto (guest) on Sat Jan 22 19:04:39 2011
mondays, amirite?
Posted by Guest on Sat Jan 22 13:10:46 2011
Toads will put anything they can fit into their mouth.
