Every night I get down on my well scuffed knees. They're scuffed from both praying and, I'm ashamed to admit, my sinful penchant for knob gobbling. I pray for the strength to stay away from public park and bus station restrooms but the call of the glory hole is too strong. Pray for me friends. Pray for my salvation.
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Tue Jul 11 21:26:21 2017
Seems this "Justaguest" fellow has a serious Jekyll and Hyde thing going on..
Posted by Dan (guest) on Mon Jul 10 12:40:41 2017
How'd you like my combat boot up your ass...
Pardon me everyone whilst I engage in an inner monologue with myself.
Silly Billy. You can't bend your leg far enough to insert any sort of footwear up your own posterior. Besides, it's inanimate and where's the fun in that? You know you need a live squirming object to get the full affect. When are you going to come to terms with your predilections? All this angst and denial is taking up far too much time and making you neglect your zoological spelunking. There. That was a good talk. I needed to clear the air with myself.
Posted by The ONE, the ONLY, the REAL... Justaguest (guest) on Sun Jul 9 19:28:24 2017
Hmmm. A parrot. I never even considered going the avian route... followed, yet again, by senseless drivel...
This imposter is a fucking idiot with a severe mental deficiency and a fascination with his ass, the insertion of things into it and most likely a flaming homosexual.
Did I say that he's an idiot? Yes, and lest I forget; An imbecile to boot. Speaking of; How'd you like my combat boot up your ass heel first?
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Sun Jul 9 03:40:08 2017
Easy Justy, you don't have to put everything up your ass..
Posted by Lou (guest) on Sat Jul 8 23:32:04 2017
Hmmm. A parrot. I never even considered going the avian route. Drawbacks? Sharp talons and an even more dangerous and powerful beak. Benefits? I could teach it to repeat a few phrases whilst he was safely ensconced in the old "Tunnel O' Love". Maybe, "Hello sailor" or the old standby "Polly wants a cracker". And by cracker I mean a white man.
Posted by The ONE, the ONLY, the REAL... Justaguest (guest) on Sat Jul 8 19:14:25 2017
That's not a parrot...
It's a perp caught in the act is what it is.
Posted by Guest on Sat Jul 8 18:59:21 2017
That's not a parrot...
...It's a cockatiel.
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Sat Jul 8 04:07:20 2017
Yeah. This is preferable to the version where he hurls himself at you while screeching like a demon and rips off your face and gonads which he promptly eats.
