no one has recorded him yanking on an invisible penis..
Is this what you think about all day??
Posted by Guest on Wed Aug 22 22:46:08 2018
Canada has a congress?
US Senator Ted Cruz is from Canada. Of course, no one has recorded him yanking on an invisible penis with his tongue hanging out yet. So, yeah. Congress. For now.
Posted by Guest on Tue Aug 21 06:55:43 2018
Canada has a congress?
Posted by Breki (guest) on Mon Aug 20 17:37:07 2018
Now if they get elected to Congress, they'll have to resign.
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Her antics are queer, I'll admit
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You'd think that her head would be split
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My old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night as I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
I think I'll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer, I'll admit
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you"
She tells me that I'm full of...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
My old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
When I was in France with the army
One day I looked inside my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
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Posted by JustanotherGuestofaGuestoftheotherGuestknowsbetterGuestapoulos (guest) on Sat Aug 18 15:22:22 2018
Typo a,d
Yes, another one, so STFU grammar nazis...
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Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Sat Aug 18 10:23:04 2018
Your the absolute idiot king of the trolls.
Yeah, yeah, I know...
INB4
Typo a,d all the spelling/grammar nazis can rest easy and calm the fuck down because I know how to spell the contraction of you are as you're.
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Sat Aug 18 10:21:58 2018
I can't keep this up any longer.
Your the absolute idiot king of the trolls.
Dinner is served, so get your funnel and tube ready.
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Sat Aug 18 09:26:19 2018
But then, who's to say it isn't really him.
Posted by Rodney (guest) on Sat Aug 18 03:19:48 2018
