Old red boots there knows when she's out-classed in all categories.
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Thu Jul 6 04:51:26 2017
Oh my God. I have tragic news to convey... (followed by senseless babbling)
Here's some news for you. You have just proven to the world that you are an attention seeking loser with absolutely no life at all and a fascination for butt-fucking and sticking objects, live and or inanimate up your ass.
Time for a trip to the padded rooms division for you nutcase.
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Mon Jul 3 05:25:16 2017
Oh my God. I have tragic news to convey. My little gerbil/intimate friend Mr. Chuck U. Farley III has passed away after a short illness. He was limp and unresponsive when he was extricated from a nearby attraction known far and wide as The Cave of the Winds. After a brief attempt at CPR he lay prostrate (and prostate) throughout the night before finally succumbing. Exact cause of death is unknown but donations in his name can be made at the Gerbil Wildlife Fund. I am also in the market for a Chuck U. Farley the IVth. If anyone hears of anything please let me know. Any candidate must be frisky with semi-short claws and a tolerance for dark, enclosed and smelly places.
P.S. Must like the occasional corn niblet.
Posted by The ONE, the ONLY, the REAL... Justaguest (guest) on Sun Jul 2 16:02:38 2017
Now that all that's out of the way... blah blah blah... senseless drivel from...
...another imposterous, trolling imbecile that has such a sad life, and an apparent fascination with butt-fucking and sticking things up their ass, using my name again.
Get a life loser...
Hahaha...
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Sun Jul 2 10:43:09 2017
Pancake? More like mosquito bites.
Posted by Guest on Sun Jul 2 02:59:42 2017
Easy there pancake tits..
Posted by Nate (guest) on Sat Jul 1 23:05:13 2017
Now that all that's out of the way can anyone give me any advice about my pet gerbil? The little fellow is acting really lethargic ever since our last...*ahem*...game of spelunking. I put his little miner hat on him and sent him cave exploring just like I do every Saturday night. Maybe I left him up there too long. Any ideas?
Posted by The ONE, the ONLY, the REAL... Justaguest (guest) on Sat Jul 1 19:14:24 2017
> HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?
They're making it look like the guests are in different places with the cameras and backdrops, but they're really not.
Posted by Guest on Fri Jun 30 12:20:24 2017
No. I meant one of those sailors...
You are a boring imbecile that appears to have a fascination with butt-fucking.
Go practice giving yourself a rimjob. Should be easy as your head seems to be quite near to being up your ass anyway. Just pucker up...
Hahaha...
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Fri Jun 30 04:55:32 2017
Yes, it appears that I have....
No. I meant one of those sailors must have hit a nerve. Deep in your poop chute.
