lesson one:
DONT FUCKING SLINGSHOT BEER!!!
MOTHERFUCKING DRINK IT!!!
THEN DRINK MORE!!!
Posted by Guest on Thu Jan 27 23:32:10 2011
ive always wanted to do this in real life, but to black children, but they're already doing it to themselves
Posted by Guest on Thu Jan 27 23:23:55 2011
The blonde
You know she's thinking "All according to plan. Skanky cunt."
Posted by Guest on Thu Jan 27 20:10:27 2011
That's how I want to overcome vertically challenging areas.
Posted by Guest on Thu Jan 27 15:52:30 2011
That shit Kinected alright!
Posted by Guest on Thu Jan 27 15:50:54 2011
My fellow Americans, I wish to address the concerns many of us have over the growing number of Japanese military bases forming in the United States. The new Japanese emperor, Hirohito, has made our own children into fighter pilots who will soon fly to Hawaii and attack Pearl Harbor. I spoke with Mr. Hirohito this morning, and he assured me that I have a very large penis. He said it was mammoth, dinosauric, and absolutely dwarfed his penis, which, he assured me, was nearly microscopic in size. My penis, he said, was most likely one of the biggest on the planet. I applaud Mr. Hirohito in his honesty. Thank you.
Posted by Guest on Thu Jan 27 06:03:46 2011
I'll escort her home, don't worry.
Posted by Guest on Thu Jan 27 05:34:34 2011
The only reason breathing in helium is dangerous is because you breath due to carbon dioxide building up in your lungs rather than lack of oxygen. Breathing in helium mean no CO2 build up, thus no automatic reason to breath, and it is very hard to make your body breath.
Posted by Guest on Thu Jan 27 05:13:49 2011
I'd hit it
So did he
Posted by Georges Doobelyoo Bush (guest) on Wed Jan 26 23:27:15 2011
isn't that the same guy who booted the cat a few days ago?
