Someone should remove the can and replace it with a present labelled 'incest'.
It's the gift that keeps on giving after all.
Posted by Mr Kung McBung (guest) on Mon Jan 17 15:16:59 2011
Real Men of Genious
Today we salute you Mr. Death Star blower upper guy.
Using the force to take down the Empire and telling your targeting computer to screw off.
Sure you enjoying killing innocent little womp rats that are a little more than 2 meters with an overpowered laser in your T-16 back home, but who knew that would be a skill that actually came in handy someday? Oh right, you did.
You hear old dead guys voices in your head and have the hots for your sister, but you don't care. You're a hero now and might even get laid tonight... by your sister.
So crack open a cold one Jedi-boy. Because when the Dark side comes knocking on your door you need something a little stronger than a cup of blue milk.
Mr. Death Star blower upper guy...
Posted by J (guest) on Mon Jan 17 10:12:13 2011
Best improvement to the trilogy Lucas has done by far.
Posted by Far Away (guest) on Mon Jan 17 09:12:06 2011
"R2, you're gonna have to drive again."
"Beep boop bleep?"
"I dunno, five or six."
"Beep boop bleep bloop."
"Goddammit, I can stop anytime I want!"
*Sad bloop sound.*
Posted by El Luko (guest) on Mon Jan 17 08:52:47 2011
You can get it destroying the Death Star... matter of fact, I've got it now...
Posted by Guest on Mon Jan 17 00:23:01 2011
is it wrong that I want to fap to this?
I love watching her cooch slam into that thing.
Posted by Guest on Sun Jan 16 18:30:29 2011
May the Strohs be with you!
Posted by Yogurt (guest) on Sun Jan 16 16:01:33 2011
