See, this is why I've never bought the whole, "Don't run away, just be completely still and the dangerous animal wont hurt you." ALWAYS RUN LIKE HELL!
Posted by Guest on Fri 04 Feb 2011 09:06:43 AM EST
Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
Posted by AndarielHalo (guest) on Tue 01 Feb 2011 03:25:49 AM EST
I can attest that even though they have small teeth and are non-poisonous, burmese python bites hurt like a motherfucker. Take a long time to heal too, due to the incredibly horrible bacteria they host in their mouths.
Posted by Guest on Mon 31 Jan 2011 05:06:23 PM EST
looked so good he had to take a bite
Posted by Shtoink (guest) on Sat 29 Jan 2011 06:21:33 PM EST