Posted by Guest on Wed 19 Jan 2011 05:32:25 PM EST
Intense_FAIL_bodyguard, is more like it
Posted by Guest on Wed 19 Jan 2011 05:07:40 PM EST
Real Men of Genius
Today we salute you Mr. Death Star blower upper guy.
Using the force to take down the Empire and telling your targeting computer to screw off.
Sure you enjoying killing innocent little womp rats that are a little more than 2 meters with an overpowered laser in your T-16 back home, but who knew that would be a skill that actually came in handy someday? Oh right, you did.
You hear old dead guys voices in your head and have the hots for your sister, but you don't care. You're a hero now and might even get laid tonight... by your sister.
So crack open a cold one Jedi-guy. Because when the Dark side comes knocking on your door you need something a little stronger than a cup of blue milk. You've earned it.
Mr. Death Star blower upper guy...
(there, corrected mistype liar)
Posted by J (guest) on Wed 19 Jan 2011 03:10:48 PM EST
Posted by Racist fucktard. (guest) on Wed 19 Jan 2011 02:38:45 PM EST
The NFL is a microcosm of life in the Thirteen Colonies. Smart white men in the positions that require intelligence and cunning, and the big, strong, stupid negros providing the physical labor.
Posted by Guest on Wed 19 Jan 2011 02:08:24 PM EST
That second dog body sledding kills me.
Posted by Guest on Wed 19 Jan 2011 02:08:10 PM EST
silly dog. get off the ice. you are not a penguin.
Posted by Guest on Wed 19 Jan 2011 02:02:30 PM EST
He had it right the first time.
Posted by Guest on Wed 19 Jan 2011 01:57:14 PM EST
i call bullshit. any self respecting black man would have taken that register
Posted by master (guest) on Wed 19 Jan 2011 10:06:52 AM EST
His body is ready.
Posted by Guest on Wed 19 Jan 2011 08:08:50 AM EST