Poor Bert

It's hard living with a roommate who is on cocaine...

Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 16 23:46:14 2010

So Bert... after I started losing both my hair and my appetite, I decided to get tested and sure enough, I've got Full Blown AIDS. I thought that it was only fair to tell you first, because you're probably infected too...

Posted by Guest on Wed Nov 17 00:25:49 2010

Can't a guy just masturbate in peace?

Posted by Guest on Wed Nov 17 12:17:04 2010

Bert is...

Squidward years before Spongebob ever existed.

Posted by Dr. Flavor (guest) on Wed Nov 17 17:24:27 2010

In today's episode of Sesame Street

Bert and Ernie teaches us the meaning of "IZ DIS NIGGA FO REAL"

And is brought to you by the letter X.

Posted by Guest on Wed Mar 13 18:02:40 2013