He's not unlucky, he's a fucking moron who hopefully took himself out of the gene pool.
It's a giant frickin 18 wheeler, he thinks it's going to stop for him slowly rolling into the street?

Posted by Guest on Fri Dec 10 16:37:34 2010

Why can't the Chinese learn the simple concept of looking both ways before you lazily drift out into high speed traffic?

Posted by Guest on Fri Dec 10 18:44:52 2010

So that's why...

... I never got my pizza...

Posted by justaguest (guest) on Fri Dec 10 20:21:15 2010

Damn

His head got hit pretty hard by something on the side of the truck.
Luckily he didnt get his head creamed by those huge ass back three wheels on the truck. Almost got em'

Also you'd think he would use his peripheral vision like most normal intelligent human beings and start to apply the brakes.

Posted by Anonymous (guest) on Fri Dec 10 20:30:25 2010

you'd think he would use his peripheral vision like most normal intelligent human beings

One word...

Scout Trooper

Posted by Guest on Sat Dec 11 00:59:27 2010

Correction: Try back six wheels. 18 Wheelers have two tires at the back on each axel.

Posted by Guest on Sat Dec 11 14:10:50 2010

Scout Trooper

One word...

Scout Trooper

What does that have to do with anything?
Haven't seen any of the older Star Wars movies in awhile.

Posted by Anonymous (guest) on Sun Dec 12 19:17:46 2010

i think its because the scout troopers crash into shit at high speeds

Posted by Guest on Mon Dec 13 14:21:27 2010

One word...
Scout Trooper

lrn2count, retard.

Posted by Guest on Tue Dec 14 11:39:31 2010

"i think its because the scout troopers crash into shit at high speeds"

Oh, but this was at like 3 mph...lol
*joke flies over my head*

anyways, just realized with what he's wearing he he kind of looks like a Scout Trooper.

Posted by Anonymous (guest) on Tue Dec 14 18:10:03 2010