Ohhh! That's right!
The Chinese President is visiting the US! (To see what they'll soon be foreclosing)

Posted by Guest on Mon Jan 24 20:30:23 2011

Wait... Wait... Don't Tell Me

Someone has been listening to Wait... Wait... Don't Tell Me.

Posted by Guest on Mon Jan 24 21:57:07 2011

Is this what south park was referring too?

Posted by Guest on Tue Jan 25 09:07:27 2011

LOL at Clinton taking a cheeky glimpse!

Posted by Guest on Tue Jan 25 09:45:50 2011

My fellow Americans, I wish to address the concerns many of us have over the growing number of Japanese military bases forming in the United States. The new Japanese emperor, Hirohito, has made our own children into fighter pilots who will soon fly to Hawaii and attack Pearl Harbor. I spoke with Mr. Hirohito this morning, and he assured me that I have a very large penis. He said it was mammoth, dinosauric, and absolutely dwarfed his penis, which, he assured me, was nearly microscopic in size. My penis, he said, was most likely one of the biggest on the planet. I applaud Mr. Hirohito in his honesty. Thank you.

Posted by Guest on Thu Jan 27 06:03:46 2011

they r pro

yo those soldiers r pro. if i was one of them i would b laughing like clinton. actually id b worse. id faint

Posted by Guest on Wed Feb 16 20:40:27 2011