who the hell let this guy become a pilot? the idiot just cost the navy $35 million

Posted by Guest on Thu Jan 27 22:44:43 2011

I guess you could say that was a hot landing (rimshot)

Posted by Brocken (guest) on Fri Jan 28 00:11:06 2011

maybe the plane had a malfunction??? in order to be a pilot u gota go through 7+ years of training and then maybe, maybe u will one day pilot one of these... next time u say shit about army pilots think first u fat fuck, bet u cant even get off your chair.

Posted by armydog (guest) on Fri Jan 28 02:04:08 2011

Anyone can make a mistake!

Anyway the Brits paid $5 million towards it.

Posted by That Pilot (guest) on Fri Jan 28 02:36:35 2011

That happens if you dont check your G-Diffuser System first.

Posted by Guest on Fri Jan 28 02:52:38 2011

Its always the pilots fault, isnt it? The only reason I can find to call him an idiot is the time it took him to eject.

Posted by guest (guest) on Fri Jan 28 04:12:07 2011

They sell them to shit holes like India for a laugh I guess, he just cost them 1,500,000,000 rupee

Posted by Guest on Fri Jan 28 04:49:40 2011

Had no clue.

"Easy does it... Easy does it... OH SHIT MY JIMMIES! EJECT!"

Posted by Guest on Fri Jan 28 05:39:27 2011

i liked the part where the plane crashed

Posted by Guest on Fri Jan 28 09:26:28 2011

lucky

those bombs didnt go off

Posted by Guest on Fri Jan 28 09:50:12 2011

COMIN IN HOT

Posted by Guest on Fri Jan 28 10:58:04 2011

Your doing it wrong

Posted by Guest (guest) on Fri Jan 28 12:05:00 2011

the plane was weighed down by the pilot's titanic balls. he even sits in the plane, cruising it along the ground in flames and with bits flying off before saying "fuck this. i'm bored now" and ejecting at the end.

Posted by Guest on Fri Jan 28 12:50:01 2011

I hate amphibians

Fucking Slippy. God damn it.

Posted by Fox (guest) on Fri Jan 28 13:35:10 2011

who the hell let this guy become a pilot? the idiot just cost the navy $35 million

It costs $35 million to change a few tyres and fix a nose-cone? Give me the mofo contract. I will do it a mere $25 million!

Posted by Guest on Fri Jan 28 13:42:02 2011

VTOL?

More liek VT-L-OL

Posted by Brosephofarimathea (guest) on Fri Jan 28 17:08:21 2011

ya know i think he nailed it

Posted by anon (guest) on Fri Jan 28 19:57:00 2011

PYYYYYYLE!

Posted by Guest on Fri Jan 28 20:35:09 2011

must have gotten that nose from michael jacksons plastic surgeon.

Posted by Guest on Fri Jan 28 21:09:02 2011

ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit

BAM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHey this actually pretty sweet, check it out i'm sliding across concrete in a 35 million dollar embodiment of 80 years of aviation advancement, i'm such a boss, i hope someone is filming this

well, i guess it's time to eject now

Posted by Guest on Fri Jan 28 22:15:37 2011

Yeah, these babies practically land themselves, don't they?

Posted by Guest on Sat Jan 29 19:49:42 2011

That's what you get for buying British weapons.

Posted by Guest on Sun Jan 30 02:36:18 2011

"That's what you get for buying British weapons."

inorite.

When our American mechanics wire up the weapons wrong. He tried to beep the horn to his bois in the crowd, and the shit short circuited after deploying the air bags and setting the toaster to 2 mins.

Posted by Guest on Thu Feb 3 15:22:32 2011

Holy Jesus, the guy who filmed this deserves a metal for this kind of filming. Never went out of focus or left the jet at all.

Posted by Guest on Mon Feb 7 15:03:56 2011

perfect

another perfect landing. flawless.

Posted by wut (guest) on Mon Feb 28 21:34:58 2011

As someone who flies, I have to say that a landing you live through is a good landing. Maybe not the best landing here, though...hope the pilot is alright.

Posted by Komarov (guest) on Mon Mar 14 19:06:31 2011