I Am a Time Traveller...

"I come from the year two-thousand eleven!"

"What marvels does the future hold for us?"

"Computers have become miniaturized and wide-spread. Their utility is matched only by their ubiquity. There exists a massive, sophisticated telecommunications network that allows these computers to communicate with each other regardless of their physical location. Virtually all of human knowledge is constantly at your fingertips!"

"Wow! What do you use it for?"

"Well, humans are still basically just apes with less hair and pants. So we use it mostly for porn and cute videos of cats."

Posted by Guest on Mon Feb 21 22:15:39 2011

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Posted by CKW (guest) on Tue Feb 22 19:33:25 2011

Curiosity almost killed the water soluble cat.

Posted by Guest on Mon Jul 16 23:19:32 2012

But there wasn't even any water. It just freaked out because... well, actually I have no idea. Possibly because all cats a little crazy.

Posted by M.U. (guest) on Fri Jul 27 16:20:17 2012