But he wipes it away

Posted by Guest on Sat May 7 20:51:17 2011

Like a boss.

Posted by Arsenio (guest) on Sat May 7 23:02:36 2011

Soooooo many sick fucks are going to fap to this shit.

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I mean, how morally incomprehensible do you have to be to get off to shit like this?

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Posted by Guest on Sun May 8 00:49:07 2011

Dawww at the end of the GIF :3

Posted by Guest on Sun May 8 01:26:38 2011

if they stay together, but avoid having kids till after college and a paid off house (hopefully their parents will let them stay until they've pooled their income enough to buy a house and land outright(important in the uncertain insecure job market)) they can be among the few that will live the american dream without aids or other std's; loyalty is epic win.

Posted by Guest on Sun May 8 06:09:27 2011

WTF IS THIS CP?!

Posted by Guest on Sun May 8 07:18:10 2011

this kid

this kid knows how it feels like to kiss a girl... :(

Posted by anonomouse (guest) on Sun May 8 07:20:00 2011

Slut

in the making

Posted by osama (guest) on Sun May 8 14:01:40 2011

um...they look like brother and sister =/

Posted by Guest on Sun May 8 18:56:07 2011

I can do better than that.

Posted by Guest on Sun May 8 21:36:34 2011

"if they stay together, but avoid having kids till after college and a paid off house (hopefully their parents will let them stay until they've pooled their income enough to buy a house and land outright(important in the uncertain insecure job market)) they can be among the few that will live the american dream without aids or other std's; loyalty is epic win. "

foreveralone.jpg

Posted by Guest on Mon May 9 12:41:21 2011

That. Is. *Adorable.*

Posted by Guest on Mon May 9 15:21:48 2011

wait - avoid having kids until AFTER the house is paid off? Do you know how long it takes to pay off a house?

Posted by Guest on Wed May 11 12:44:20 2011

The first.

And the last.

He'll be on the internet soon.

Posted by Mr Kung McBung (guest) on Thu May 12 03:17:26 2011

If they stay together, but avoid having kids till after college and a paid off house(she will likely be over 35 making getting pregnant increasingly unlikely, also making her an increasingly unfit mother, (and him most likely unable to teach his son much about the world)) unable to adapt they can be among the many that will live the horror that is being without children or other forms of lineage and spending the rest of their days wishing that they hadn't wasted all those good years on collecting paper for a house that is far too big for just the 2 of them.

Remember to wait though, guys, rich people are the ones that are happy, and poor people only regret having nice lives that didn't revolve around collecting trinkets.

Posted by Guest on Fri May 27 06:23:08 2011