lol elk tennis

Posted by Guest on Fri Jul 15 22:21:03 2011

Oh deer

Posted by Guest on Fri Jul 15 23:34:36 2011

Hold down, up + K

Spinning Bird Kick

Posted by Guest on Sat Jul 16 02:14:09 2011

double tap

Posted by Guest on Sat Jul 16 03:07:43 2011

Wait...

Did that Elk break in half?

Fuck.

Posted by Guest on Sat Jul 16 04:31:37 2011

double kill!

Posted by Guest on Sat Jul 16 08:27:55 2011

This video belongs in the category of.....

ROFLCOPTER

Posted by Guest on Sat Jul 16 14:37:57 2011

That'd be a cow moose not an elk

Posted by Guest on Sat Jul 16 18:58:56 2011

COMBOOOOOOOOO

Posted by xejrleftxi (guest) on Sat Jul 16 19:57:35 2011

Joe Black of animals.

Posted by Guest on Sun Jul 17 00:52:22 2011

The second driver had time to slow down and possibly even stop but made no effort to. Also why did they have a dash cam? Was it a cop in an unmarked police car or something?

Posted by Guest on Mon Jul 18 00:07:05 2011

The second driver had time to slow down

Seeing a fucking elk flying at your fucking car tends to be a sight that impedes the impetus to slow the fuck down. Besides, human reaction time isn't measured in nanoseconds. This fuck was probably slamming on the brakes before it hit but was traveling at a speed that required 200 feet to stop.

Posted by Guest on Mon Jul 18 07:47:33 2011

The second driver had time to slow down and possibly even stop but made no effort to.

The amount of time it would take to register what the fuck just happened would far out-weight the amount of time he had to react was... unless you live in a world where elk ping-pong is daily occurrence.

Posted by Guest on Mon Jul 18 18:39:36 2011

Anyone who claims they could slow down in time.....

....Is a fucKung McCunting liar bitch who should stop typing from this day forth and never apply their fingers to a keyboard again. Not even a Casio keyboard. Not even some future mind reading keyboard that types everything you think.. Not that such a keyboard would make much sense with you because all it would endlessly type is thoughts about your own whore mother's gash interspersed with retarded claims about your own superiority to all other human being. You dumb gene pool pissing bastards.

P.s I'm not mad though.

Posted by Mr Kung McBung (guest) on Tue Jul 19 09:40:19 2011

The second driver had time to slow down and possibly even stop but made no effort to. Also why did they have a dash cam? Was it a cop in an unmarked police car or something?

Russia, some shit involving insurance companies so all cars get cheapo dash cams if they have to go to court so nearly all these accident videos are from Russia nowadays.

He slams on the breaks the second the thing flys off the front of the car, its wet outisde + shitty cheap car = Unavoidable accident. Your car won't even turn on wet roads, itll just spinout while still going forward.

P.S. Know how I know its wet, the guy's windshield is covered in water after the hit in fucking coldass Russia so its probably just slightly icy rather than wet.

Penis.

Posted by Guest on Wed Jul 20 18:45:36 2011

simple math

could solve this. It's highly unlikely that the second driver had time to slow down and avoid the elk. I would say the driver was going about 55 MPh and at that it would take approximately 240 feet including thinking distance of 60 feet. So if any of you inbred retards try to say different please do the world a favor and kill yourself.

Posted by Wosko (guest) on Fri Jul 22 09:53:32 2011

uh..

i'm pretty sure the car came to a stop pretty goddamn quick.

Posted by huh? (guest) on Sun Aug 21 17:48:38 2011