Three Rules of Gun Safety:

1) All guns are always loaded. Treat them as such.
2) Never place your finger on the trigger until you are ready to discharge the weapon.
3) Never point the gun at something you aren't willing to see destroyed.

Posted by Guest on Mon Aug 1 07:29:09 2011

>>1) All guns are always loaded. Treat them as such.

Wrong

they are all loaded until you clear it yourself

don't be some pussy fag that thinks a gun can load and shoot itself

Posted by Guest on Wed Aug 3 15:03:13 2011

No

Those are the three rules of gun use. There's a reason behind every one.

Generally, you also point the gun at the ground.

Posted by Guest on Thu Aug 4 20:12:54 2011

It's usually the guys who call others pussy fags who shoot themselves in the leg.

Posted by Guest on Thu Mar 22 19:35:34 2012

"don't be some pussy fag that thinks a gun can load and shoot itself"
They are "Gun Safety" rules, not "I Sure Hope Everything Works Like They Should" rules.
Guns misfire and the chambering of the bullet is automatic if you have a magazine loaded. Also, you could make a mistake yourself. "I don't make mistakes" are famous last words. You don't aim a gun at something you don't want an ounce of metal to go at high velocity towards.

PS: Post a GIF of yourself firing an empty gun into your pelvis. No cheating and shooting through your pant-leg where. You have to aim for the bone.

Posted by xnamkcor (guest) on Thu Mar 22 21:35:51 2012

The sad part is he still has another testicle to procreate with.

Posted by Guest on Thu Mar 22 23:08:53 2012

by the look of this kid i think rule 3 stands

Posted by Guest on Fri Mar 23 05:44:40 2012

Gives a new meaning to the word 'paintballs'.

Posted by Guest on Sat Mar 24 13:09:07 2012