If you imagine that same situation minus what little water there is, what you're left with is a very creative suicide attempt. I'd be surprised if he didn't leave the pool in an ambulance and wheel his crippled ass home in a wheel chair.

I'm sure it healed eventually, but damn.

I THINK he was trying to flip backwards into a perfectly horizontal position and land a bellyflop. I don't know why anyone would do that, but that's the only way his little gymnastic routine could end without him in the hospital.

Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 29 08:07:58 2011

I'm really enjoying the recent influx of 'how to paralyse yourself from the neck down' gifs

Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 29 16:46:39 2011

Did he died?

Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 29 17:45:41 2011

Don't need glasses to see he's dead.

Or a vegetable.

Posted by Hopefully Potato (guest) on Wed Nov 30 05:20:16 2011

Idiots like this keep the wheelchair industry in business.

Posted by Guest on Wed Nov 30 22:44:30 2011

That "shallow pool"

... would be a reference to the gene pool! Amirite?

Posted by Guest on Thu Dec 1 06:59:32 2011