I'm Chuck Norris, and I approve this gif.

Posted by Guest on Sun Dec 4 11:23:05 2011

He can tear fruit machines apart with his eyeballs.

Posted by Guest on Mon Dec 5 00:26:48 2011

"...and when he had awoken, Otis was in the 14th level of Hell."

Posted by Guest on Mon Dec 5 16:14:07 2011

Looks like somebody is about to regret ever existing.

Posted by Guest on Mon Dec 5 16:21:49 2011

I didn't know that Chuck was working for greenpeace

Posted by Guest on Tue Dec 6 15:32:38 2011

You cut tree in half with chainsaw...
Chuck Norris cuts you in half with a fucking glare...

Posted by Guest on Wed Dec 7 00:22:48 2011

Stihl? A Husqvarna would have cut right through.

Posted by Guest on Wed Dec 7 04:27:34 2011

Don't fuck with Chuck.

Posted by Uh-Huh (guest) on Thu Dec 8 17:00:25 2011

Chuck Norris, so Uhsome

You cut tree with your chainsaw.
Chuck Norris cut your chainsaw with you.

Posted by robofuck (guest) on Sat Dec 17 11:12:40 2011