This is an outrage! I am not a clumsy Clouseau-esque waiter. I will- [trips on chair, falls out window into truck containing rat traps]

Posted by Guest on Tue Jan 10 07:02:16 2012

atleast she saved the beer

Posted by Guest on Tue Jan 10 10:23:59 2012

Quick thinking!
You knew you were going to get fired for dropping the entire tray, so you quickly made a run for it.

Posted by Guest on Tue Jan 10 12:18:49 2012

One person bar room brawl.

Posted by Guest on Tue Jan 10 12:58:42 2012

laugh all you want, she's going to get that pink panther one day.

Posted by Guest on Tue Jan 10 17:45:20 2012

Only one glass fell from the tray

And hey, at least the tables are still in one piece.

Posted by Anon (guest) on Tue Jan 10 20:54:52 2012

So how was your first day at the Bistro?

Meth - Not Even aw fuck it... the bussboy gets some good shit

Posted by Hedgehog (guest) on Tue Jan 10 21:25:34 2012

After she came to rest, her first thought was:

"Hurray for safety glass!!"

Posted by Guest on Tue Jan 10 22:27:54 2012

With her luck she probably worked on the second floor.

Posted by Guest on Thu Jan 12 02:09:58 2012