He broke his teeth...
even worse, his eggs are cracked...
No breakfast for little timmy

Posted by Joe Juiceko (guest) on Wed Feb 8 14:07:44 2012

... at first it looked like it was due to ice, but damn. It looks like his handles weren't secured properly?

Posted by Guest on Wed Feb 8 18:26:21 2012

Dum-dee-dum, just riding along, ignoring every traffic law like usual... OH CRAP A COP.

Posted by Guest on Wed Feb 8 20:14:36 2012

no helmet
riding on footpath
riding on pedestrian crossing

I once saw a guy with:
no helmet
riding wrong way on one-way street
crash into pedestrian
crash into pedestrian who is a policeman in uniform!!!

Posted by Guest on Thu Feb 9 12:38:18 2012

riding on footpath
riding on pedestrian crossing


Apparently, being a cyclist is a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" mode of transportation.

Ride on road, following all traffic laws: "Get off the road, you jackass!"
Ride on sidewalk, as courteously, conscientiously, and legally as possible: "Get off the sidewalk, asshole!"

How can riding on the sidewalk be illegal in some places while in others riding on the road is illegal? Make up your fucking minds.

Posted by Guest on Sat Feb 11 03:07:49 2012