Hey Dave! Dave! its me! Da-

oh sorry man, thought you were someone else.

Posted by Gorilla (guest) on Sat Oct 13 21:53:39 2012

They only attack if you show fear.

Posted by Guest on Sun Oct 14 00:10:01 2012

Like a...

BOSS!

Posted by J-Dizzle (guest) on Sun Oct 14 02:24:48 2012

I guess you could say his jimmies didnt get rustled

awwwwww yeaahhhhhhh

Posted by Guest on Sun Oct 14 03:25:28 2012

Special Forces colon cleanser

Posted by Anon (guest) on Sun Oct 14 13:41:54 2012

Army dude is like "YEAH, run away bitch, don't make me take a photo of you with my camera".

but in seriousness dude has massive balls. I only wonder how bad it's be for him if the Gorilla didn't stop and just jumped on him and started tearing his shit up. How badass would he be then?

Posted by Guest on Fri Oct 19 16:55:09 2012

How bad would it be then?

Well if the gorilla actually had decided to "jump on him and start tearing his shit up" as you put it no amount of running away would've saved him. They're not only fast but far stronger than any human so safe bet he'd have been mauled or killed.

Posted by Guest on Thu Oct 25 04:30:32 2012

YEAH! YEAH! YEA..... ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck

Posted by anon (guest) on Fri Nov 9 07:38:20 2012

Either dudes nuts were as big as the gorillas or hes super slow!

Posted by ds (guest) on Sat Mar 1 19:32:10 2014