In b4

dipshit pedants feel the need to explain why this won't work.

Posted by Guest on Sat Apr 5 01:45:44 2014

dipshit pedants feel the need to explain why this won't work.

when they initially jumped that force would push the planet away from them and they would fly into space. duh.

Posted by Guest on Sat Apr 5 06:10:12 2014

In b4

dipshit pedants feel the need to explain why this won't work.

Because chinese people can't jump

Posted by Guest on Sat Apr 5 16:57:55 2014

Today we learned

That people who use 'pedant' seriously are more annoying than the people they are referring too.

Posted by Guest on Sat Apr 5 19:54:17 2014

In b4

Dipshit pedants mock the idea of posting comments on a comment thread.

...Ah, dammit.

Posted by Guest on Sun Apr 6 12:02:48 2014

"In b4

dipshit pedants feel the need to explain why this won't work."

Too bad, XKCD already did it for us.

Posted by Guest on Wed Apr 9 22:42:03 2014

needs to be "how randall wont save the world"

Posted by Guest on Tue Oct 31 22:31:10 2023