Oh my God. I have tragic news to convey... (followed by senseless babbling)

Here's some news for you. You have just proven to the world that you are an attention seeking loser with absolutely no life at all and a fascination for butt-fucking and sticking objects, live and or inanimate up your ass.
Time for a trip to the...

Here's some news for you. You have just proven to the world that you are an attention seeking loser with absolutely no life at all and a fascination for butt-fucking and sticking objects, live and or inanimate up your ass.
Time for a trip to the padded rooms division for you nutcase.

Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Mon Jul 3 05:25:16 2017

Oh my God. I have tragic news to convey. My little gerbil/intimate friend Mr. Chuck U. Farley III has passed away after a short illness. He was limp and unresponsive when he was extricated from a nearby attraction known far and wide as The Cave of the...

Oh my God. I have tragic news to convey. My little gerbil/intimate friend Mr. Chuck U. Farley III has passed away after a short illness. He was limp and unresponsive when he was extricated from a nearby attraction known far and wide as The Cave of the Winds. After a brief attempt at CPR he lay prostrate (and prostate) throughout the night before finally succumbing. Exact cause of death is unknown but donations in his name can be made at the Gerbil Wildlife Fund. I am also in the market for a Chuck U. Farley the IVth. If anyone hears of anything please let me know. Any candidate must be frisky with semi-short claws and a tolerance for dark, enclosed and smelly places.

P.S. Must like the occasional corn niblet.

Posted by The ONE, the ONLY, the REAL... Justaguest (guest) on Sun Jul 2 16:02:38 2017