That is by far the sexiest thing I have ever seen,

Other than meatloaf.

Posted by Guest on Mon 04 Apr 2011 02:12:12 PM EDT

Can she do two bottles at the same time?

Posted by Guest on Mon 04 Apr 2011 02:52:34 PM EDT

You'll be in love with until you see her face, and then you'll realize why she knows how to do something like this.

Posted by Guest on Tue 05 Apr 2011 03:24:48 AM EDT

Wife Material

She has it.

Posted by Guest on Tue 05 Apr 2011 03:59:07 PM EDT

Who?

WHAT IS THIS FROM? If her tit can open a bottle she must have a keg tap downstairs.

Posted by - (guest) on Sat 09 Apr 2011 05:56:26 AM EDT

PROPOSED THEORY:

Girl knows how to open bottles with her tits because she is ugly in the face, and needs her potential paramours drunk first.

ALTERNATE THEORY:

Girl is in fact fairly pretty, but if she showed her face on the internet, she'd be inundated with marriage proposals from basement-dwelling neckbeards, fratboys, and other creatures.

Which is more plausible? YOU DECIDE.

Posted by Guest on Sat 09 Apr 2011 06:42:51 PM EDT

couldnt it be the material of her top that lets her do that?

Posted by Guest on Sun 10 Apr 2011 10:02:32 PM EDT

You!

ALTERNATE THEORY has to be correct because op used inundated and big words trump all.

Posted by Being Serious Here (guest) on Sun 22 May 2011 06:40:29 AM EDT

STEEL

nipplets of STEEEL!

Posted by PETE (guest) on Wed 15 Jun 2011 04:28:24 PM EDT