He's too shallow minded to even have the thought that breaking the cookie in half would allow him to dunk it.
Even if he DID think to break it in half, he would probably think that he'd have less cookie if he did it that way.
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Sat 08 Jul 2017 03:39:08 PM UTC
As one of our most notable and respected philosophers, Fred Durst, once stated, "I did it all for the nookie, the nookie, And you can take that cookie, and stick it up your...
Judging by your previous posts I'm sure you know the rest, what with YOU being so familiar with the subject matter and all.
Posted by Guest on Sat 08 Jul 2017 07:08:14 PM UTC
Or, wait! Is he making a joke ABOUT people who don't just break the cookie in half and them blame HIM for it? OOOOOoooh. Get it? The humor of Harvard graduates can be so COMPLICATED, right?
Posted by Guest on Sun 09 Jul 2017 01:49:58 AM UTC
Unlike you that is familiar and fascinated with and by fecal matter. So get your tougue out of that ass, clean your face of the shit splatters and carry on as if you aren't hiding the fact that you are also an ass bandit.
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Sun 09 Jul 2017 07:09:36 AM UTC
Harvrd graduate? Where? I see no graduate of any Ivy League or otherwise credentialed school of higher learning in this gif.
All I see is an anti-American, non-U.S. Citizen, terrorist sympathizing traitor that did his best to destroy the very fabric of The United States and continues to try to do so.
Posted by Guest on Sun 09 Jul 2017 07:14:01 AM UTC
Can we just drop all the pretense and the faux outrage for just a moment? Because in all honesty I'd let Obama split my "cookie" anytime he wants. Anywhere Barry. You just name a time. *wink, wink*
Posted by The ONE, the ONLY, the REAL... Justaguest (guest) on Sun 09 Jul 2017 07:34:16 PM UTC
You think for one goddamn second he EVER went off script after he became president? This whole stupid "thanks obama" media stunt would be completely scripted. Look up the youtube video where he jokes about "going off script", once, I sure they straightened him out after that.
He broke almost every single campaign promise he had and people still fawn over him because the asinine comedy-news shows tell us how much *we* miss him. The fact your still defending him tells me what an easily manipulated fucking basic you are.
He was a shit president, start to finish, period.
Posted by Guest on Mon 10 Jul 2017 03:21:01 AM UTC
Don't get me wrong though and having said that I'd still suck his dick.
Posted by Guest on Mon 10 Jul 2017 04:50:57 AM UTC
You forgot to post as "Justaguest". Come on man, learn to troll!
Posted by Donny (guest) on Mon 10 Jul 2017 02:45:32 PM UTC
But seriously I'd play his skin flute too.
Posted by Donny (guest) on Mon 10 Jul 2017 02:54:22 PM UTC
You're a fuckinf idiot with a serious identity problem and fascination with your ass and things stuck up it. Surprized there's any room with your head having permanent residence there.
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Tue 11 Jul 2017 04:14:34 AM UTC
The low-tier trolls have ruined this one. Justaguest, I don't know why you even bother responding..
Posted by Guest on Tue 11 Jul 2017 03:48:48 PM UTC
You idiots sure do have a strange fascination with butt fucking and sucking dick being posted on various gifs in all categories here, don't you?
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Tue 11 Jul 2017 05:20:59 PM UTC
Ha! I can't even post that with a straight face. I gargle choad folks. Copious amounts of hot, viscous mansplat.
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Tue 11 Jul 2017 09:20:09 PM UTC
...who the trolls are. Sick, disgusting comments of self degradation that most likely stem from their own fascinations with the topics of which they post.
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Wed 12 Jul 2017 05:19:36 AM UTC
I'm sorry. So sorry about all the mixed signals I keep sending. It's just that my...yearnings...seem to come and go from one second to the next. One moment I'm a paragon of right wing pointy-headedness and the next my true self bubbles up and I'm craving a pork sword to swallow. I am working on this duality though and hope to soon come to terms with my Mr. Hyde. Or should that be Ms. Hyde?
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Wed 12 Jul 2017 03:55:57 PM UTC
Once again, (and many more times to follow, I'm sure) the trolling imbeciles that are too stupid to think of their own user name or have chosen to hide behind anothers' have voiced their delight of partaking in George Michael'ish behavior and depravity.
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Thu 13 Jul 2017 05:58:59 AM UTC
Will I ever tire of this ongoing (somewhat) inner monologue about my bisexual leanings? The answer is a resounding NO! My deeply ingrained inferiority complex coupled with a toddler level need to overcompensate and tone deaf self-awareness will win out! I will win! I will be victorious! I...WILL...WIIIIIIIN!
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:38:51 PM UTC
What a trolling fucking idiot.
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Thu 13 Jul 2017 05:03:16 PM UTC
I'm in the mood for a snack. Something warm and salty with just a hint of wang....I MEAN TANG!...as in tangy. Not wang. Oh my, looks like they'll be no sleep for me tonight. Maybe I'll count gerbils. That always helps. Or maybe roosters. Cock-a-doodle-doo folks.
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Fri 14 Jul 2017 03:28:54 AM UTC
You sure do have an obsession with trolling using other peoples' names and sticking things up your ass, don't you?
Do the world (and this gif site) a favor. Put the barrel in your mouth, point it upwards and gently squeeze the trigger.
Posted by The ONE, the ONLY, the REAL... Justaguest (guest) on Fri 14 Jul 2017 05:32:50 AM UTC
I hope I don't get blocked or banned for giving voice to my innermost sinful fantasies. I think I'll look into joining the Log Cabin Republicans. Imagine all the "networking" and the rubbing of "elbows" I'll be able to do. Yum.
Posted by The ONE, the ONLY, the REAL... Justaguest (guest) on Fri 14 Jul 2017 04:15:35 PM UTC
Jesus dude. Give it a fucking rest already. This back and forth with your other self isn't the least bit funny or entertaining. And now you're cutting and pasting the same response? You're one of the most obnoxious trolls I've ever run across. Why haven't you been banned yet?
Posted by Guest on Sat 15 Jul 2017 04:54:53 AM UTC
Because, moron; The admin of this site KNOWS who the real Justaguest is, won't ban me and are just biding their time for a big blast ban of ALL the idiot trolling imbeciles.
Re: Copy and paste; Just making sure that the trolls, you included, see it.
Posted by Justaguest (guest) on Sat 15 Jul 2017 04:09:34 PM UTC
What the hell? So anyone who points out YOUR well documented obnoxious behavior is automatically a troll? You inundate the numerous comments section on this site with childish name calling and nonsensical and frankly vulgar one sided conversations with yourself and you have the nerve to label someone else a troll? Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you some pimply adenoidal 12 year old? Because you sure as hell aren't behaving like any adult I've ever run across.
Posted by Guest on Sat 15 Jul 2017 10:41:31 PM UTC
Like I said numerous times there dipshit. It isn't me, the first and original Justaguest posting the vulgar comments. Yes, I post the comments that are calling the trolls imbeciles and idiots who are posting the vulgarities. But NEVER have or will I comment anything vulgar or racist. I know it's impossible to know for sure, but it isn't me posting those type of comments. Nor am I schizophrenic-like posting in conversation with myself either.
As I stated already: The admin of this site can tell and knows where the comments are coming from. I have worked in the field of website hosting, etc... and know that there are ways to track and trace where the visitors of the sites are located. Hackers do the same thing by back-tracing user link ups to websites.
Posted by Justaguest (the first and original) (guest) on Sun 16 Jul 2017 05:10:07 AM UTC