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Girl knows how to open bottles with her tits because she is ugly in the face, and needs her potential paramours drunk first.

ALTERNATE THEORY:

Girl is in fact fairly pretty, but if she showed her face on the internet, she'd be inundated with marriage proposals from basement-dwelling neckbeards, fratboys, and other creatures.

Which is more plausible? YOU DECIDE.]]> http://forgifs.com/gallery/c/view/182097.html http://forgifs.com/gallery/c/view/182097.html http://forgifs.com/gallery/c/view/182097.html http://forgifs.com/gallery/c/view/182097.html http://forgifs.com/gallery/c/view/182097.html http://forgifs.com/gallery/c/view/182097.html http://forgifs.com/gallery/c/view/182097.html http://forgifs.com/gallery/c/view/182097.html http://forgifs.com/gallery/c/view/182097.html http://forgifs.com/gallery/c/view/182097.html
Other than meatloaf.]]>