Chuck Norris, so Uhsome

You cut tree with your chainsaw.
Chuck Norris cut your chainsaw with you.

Posted by robofuck (guest) on Sat 17 Dec 2011 06:12:40 AM EST

Don't fuck with Chuck.

Posted by Uh-Huh (guest) on Thu 08 Dec 2011 12:00:25 PM EST

Stihl? A Husqvarna would have cut right through.

Posted by Guest on Tue 06 Dec 2011 11:27:34 PM EST

You cut tree in half with chainsaw...
Chuck Norris cuts you in half with a fucking glare...

Posted by Guest on Tue 06 Dec 2011 07:22:48 PM EST

I didn't know that Chuck was working for greenpeace

Posted by Guest on Tue 06 Dec 2011 10:32:38 AM EST

Looks like somebody is about to regret ever existing.

Posted by Guest on Mon 05 Dec 2011 11:21:49 AM EST

"...and when he had awoken, Otis was in the 14th level of Hell."

Posted by Guest on Mon 05 Dec 2011 11:14:07 AM EST

He can tear fruit machines apart with his eyeballs.

Posted by Guest on Sun 04 Dec 2011 07:26:48 PM EST

I'm Chuck Norris, and I approve this gif.

Posted by Guest on Sun 04 Dec 2011 06:23:05 AM EST