I feel bad for the police officer. He will most likely lose his job and will not be able to provide for his family for a while or be able to protect the citizens. The job that a police officer has to do is a very noble job and a demanding job.
Posted by Big Al (guest) on Wed Sep 10 19:12:17 2014
But officer...
"I had to swerve to avoid the obstacle, it's not my fault you were jaywalking at the time, and doing so even though you saw that a vehicle was approaching at an unsafe speed."
Posted by Heartless Bastard (guest) on Sun Nov 27 14:13:36 2011
Just for the record, since no one else has said it...
Shoes stayed on.
Streak ended (or c-c-c-c-combo breaker, whatever your cup of tea).
Posted by Observant aren't we? (guest) on Sun Nov 27 14:11:13 2011
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Police Officer
I feel bad for the police officer. He will most likely lose his job and will not be able to provide for his family for a while or be able to protect the citizens. The job that a police officer has to do is a very noble job and a demanding job.
Posted by Big Al (guest) on Wed Sep 10 19:12:17 2014
But officer...
"I had to swerve to avoid the obstacle, it's not my fault you were jaywalking at the time, and doing so even though you saw that a vehicle was approaching at an unsafe speed."
Posted by Heartless Bastard (guest) on Sun Nov 27 14:13:36 2011
Just for the record, since no one else has said it...
Shoes stayed on.
Streak ended (or c-c-c-c-combo breaker, whatever your cup of tea).
Posted by Observant aren't we? (guest) on Sun Nov 27 14:11:13 2011
No. really
So the cop's name was, Spike Strippe?
Posted by Guest on Mon Jun 20 18:07:42 2011
Femuras = Fem'ora
Tibias = Tibiae
Fibulas = Fibulae
Traumas = Trau'mata
They're both pluralised.
In other words; same shit.
Dumbfucks.
Posted by Inb4 Dr.Paramedic (guest) on Mon Mar 21 14:35:33 2011
*Nope, it looks like multiple compound fractures to femora, tibiae and fibulae, and probably massive internal upper torso traumata.
Thanks for pluralising medfag
Posted by parameedo (guest) on Sun Mar 20 11:20:49 2011
*Nope, it looks like multiple compound fractures to femora, tibiae and fibulae, and probably massive internal upper torso traumata.
Posted by Guest on Wed Mar 16 04:40:56 2011
OH SNAP
snappity snap went the tibias.
Posted by A man of wealth and taste (guest) on Tue Mar 15 15:01:49 2011
You can bet that after they caught that guy, his face mysteriously looked like that cop's legs the next morning.
Posted by Guest on Mon Mar 14 15:45:03 2011
Nope, it looks like multiple compound fractures to femurs, tibias and fibulas, and probably massive internal upper torso traumas.
Posted by parameedo (guest) on Mon Mar 14 12:12:46 2011
and the Oscar for best performance of a cop getting his ass handed to him since Robocop goes too....
Posted by Guest on Mon Mar 14 11:20:53 2011
Think texting this guy pictures of bailey jay would have been a more effective trap.
Posted by Guest on Mon Mar 14 06:35:50 2011
Tibia's?
Learn to use your motherfucking apostrophes, yo. It's TIBIAS.
Posted by Carlos (guest) on Mon Mar 14 02:26:07 2011
The real Joe Swanson
Posted by Guest on Mon Mar 14 00:05:44 2011
Taking a speeding car like a man
The hell with this spike strip. BRING IT ON, PUSSY!!
Posted by Guest on Sun Mar 13 22:06:11 2011
Legs
Looks like two compound fractured tibia's
Posted by Woah (guest) on Sun Mar 13 20:41:49 2011
Posted by Guest on Sun Mar 13 18:58:44 2011