"His brain and spine were injured on impact. He was dead for most of what happened after the kick."
Absolute pile of shit. Really, don;t even bother trying to push this as a serious explanation. The internet contains a lot of stupidiy, but this claim goes above and beyond the usual.
While I have been on the internet since it's inception, I will always be amazed by the sheer gross apathy people display.
There's nothing funny about this. His brain and spine were injured on impact. He was dead for most of what happened...
While I have been on the internet since it's inception, I will always be amazed by the sheer gross apathy people display.
There's nothing funny about this. His brain and spine were injured on impact. He was dead for most of what happened after the kick. His neurons just went nuts and kept firing.
Posted by nookleer (guest) on Sat Dec 1 18:51:13 2012
If that's honestly a seizure that's fucking terrifying. Looks more like an exorcism
Posted by Guest on Sun Jun 17 05:52:32 2012
The ref was about to give the tackler a red card, but he interrupted it to present the other player with an Oscar.
Posted by Guest on Sun Nov 13 23:57:38 2011
If this really was the effect of blunt trauma to the head then Mike Tyson's knock outs would have been a lot more entertaining.
Posted by Guest on Fri Nov 11 20:15:52 2011
lol, player on the other team starts to fake an injury, too.
"Apparently he got hit in the head and it fucked up his brain. It's like it went into a feedback loop of some kind. Or it was just a particularly amusing seizure. "
Calling bullshit on this. A seizure consists of random neuron firing,...
"Apparently he got hit in the head and it fucked up his brain. It's like it went into a feedback loop of some kind. Or it was just a particularly amusing seizure. "
Calling bullshit on this. A seizure consists of random neuron firing, producing uncontrolled convulsions, wild flailing etc. This guy? He got hit nowhere near his head, ran around, flopped, got up, ran around some more... his motion was coordinated.
The rationalisation you mention, if that really was a statement from the team doctor or something, was just an effort to regain some credibility. "He wasn't faking honest injun! Scouts honour!"
Posted by Guest on Thu Nov 10 19:26:23 2011
If you're going to be a soccerfag and take a fall, at least learn from this guy and be a glorious winged faggot for our amusement.
Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 8 20:25:14 2011
As satire
It's pretty hilarious
As anything else... I'm utterly confused.
Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 8 12:39:29 2011
I didn't know Daffy Duck played soccer.
Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 8 11:49:00 2011
first sign of the zombie apocalypse. destroy the brain.
Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 8 10:56:31 2011
ttttt
this isn't a flop, dude hit someone else's elbow or something in a fucked up spot and got killed. motherfucker is dead before he hits the ground but his body keeps going.
Posted by not trollin (guest) on Tue Nov 8 10:18:22 2011
that's what I would do after getting kicked in the balls by a soccer player wearing cleats
I dont know if that's what happened, that's just what i would do if it did
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"His brain and spine were injured on impact. He was dead for most of what happened after the kick."
Absolute pile of shit. Really, don;t even bother trying to push this as a serious explanation. The internet contains a lot of stupidiy, but this claim goes above and beyond the usual.
Posted by Guest on Sat Dec 8 23:24:31 2012
wow..
| show fullshow summaryWhile I have been on the internet since it's inception, I will always be amazed by the sheer gross apathy people display.
There's nothing funny about this. His brain and spine were injured on impact. He was dead for most of what happened...
While I have been on the internet since it's inception, I will always be amazed by the sheer gross apathy people display.
There's nothing funny about this. His brain and spine were injured on impact. He was dead for most of what happened after the kick. His neurons just went nuts and kept firing.
Posted by nookleer (guest) on Sat Dec 1 18:51:13 2012
If that's honestly a seizure that's fucking terrifying. Looks more like an exorcism
Posted by Guest on Sun Jun 17 05:52:32 2012
The ref was about to give the tackler a red card, but he interrupted it to present the other player with an Oscar.
Posted by Guest on Sun Nov 13 23:57:38 2011
If this really was the effect of blunt trauma to the head then Mike Tyson's knock outs would have been a lot more entertaining.
Posted by Guest on Fri Nov 11 20:15:52 2011
lol, player on the other team starts to fake an injury, too.
NO SIR, you are not as good an actor as this man.
Posted by Guest on Fri Nov 11 19:07:12 2011
VOLDO!
Posted by Guest on Thu Nov 10 19:55:46 2011
"Apparently he got hit in the head and it fucked up his brain. It's like it went into a feedback loop of some kind. Or it was just a particularly amusing seizure. "
Calling bullshit on this. A seizure consists of random neuron firing,...
"Apparently he got hit in the head and it fucked up his brain. It's like it went into a feedback loop of some kind. Or it was just a particularly amusing seizure. "
Calling bullshit on this. A seizure consists of random neuron firing, producing uncontrolled convulsions, wild flailing etc. This guy? He got hit nowhere near his head, ran around, flopped, got up, ran around some more... his motion was coordinated.
The rationalisation you mention, if that really was a statement from the team doctor or something, was just an effort to regain some credibility. "He wasn't faking honest injun! Scouts honour!"
Posted by Guest on Thu Nov 10 19:26:23 2011
If you're going to be a soccerfag and take a fall, at least learn from this guy and be a glorious winged faggot for our amusement.
Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 8 20:25:14 2011
As satire
It's pretty hilarious
As anything else... I'm utterly confused.
Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 8 12:39:29 2011
I didn't know Daffy Duck played soccer.
Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 8 11:49:00 2011
first sign of the zombie apocalypse. destroy the brain.
Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 8 10:56:31 2011
ttttt
this isn't a flop, dude hit someone else's elbow or something in a fucked up spot and got killed. motherfucker is dead before he hits the ground but his body keeps going.
Posted by not trollin (guest) on Tue Nov 8 10:18:22 2011
that's what I would do after getting kicked in the balls by a soccer player wearing cleats
I dont know if that's what happened, that's just what i would do if it did
Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 8 09:52:17 2011