Pay attention gentlemen, for many of you this will become a very, very familiar sight in the future. Your girlfriend may be beautiful now, but once that ring is slipped on her finger she will change into a sexless porker. And the baby she will force...
Pay attention gentlemen, for many of you this will become a very, very familiar sight in the future. Your girlfriend may be beautiful now, but once that ring is slipped on her finger she will change into a sexless porker. And the baby she will force you to make is the kiss of death, she will use the excuse of pregnancy weight gain until she's 40, and then after that it will be a change in her metabolism.
Tread lightly my brothers, not only do they look gross, they smell like farts.
Posted by Guest on Mon 04 Jul 2011 03:58:29 AM EDT
Gross...
Gross... her frontbutt is bigger than her backbutt.
Posted by Anon (guest) on Mon 04 Jul 2011 02:32:08 AM EDT
tbh she looks "better" the other way imho
Posted by Guest on Sun 03 Jul 2011 10:34:11 PM EDT
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Which way?
Facing the food, obviously.
Posted by Guest on Thu 04 Aug 2011 10:26:05 AM EDT
word
More like Inception.
Posted by blah (guest) on Fri 15 Jul 2011 04:57:20 PM EDT
holy fuck, I think this is someone I know, where was this taken? :V
Posted by Guest on Fri 08 Jul 2011 01:23:07 AM EDT
This is a .gif of your future
Is everything alright at home, bro?
Posted by Guest on Mon 04 Jul 2011 09:58:51 PM EDT
This is a .gif of your future
| show fullshow summaryPay attention gentlemen, for many of you this will become a very, very familiar sight in the future. Your girlfriend may be beautiful now, but once that ring is slipped on her finger she will change into a sexless porker. And the baby she will force...
Pay attention gentlemen, for many of you this will become a very, very familiar sight in the future. Your girlfriend may be beautiful now, but once that ring is slipped on her finger she will change into a sexless porker. And the baby she will force you to make is the kiss of death, she will use the excuse of pregnancy weight gain until she's 40, and then after that it will be a change in her metabolism.
Tread lightly my brothers, not only do they look gross, they smell like farts.
Posted by Guest on Mon 04 Jul 2011 03:58:29 AM EDT
Gross...
Gross... her frontbutt is bigger than her backbutt.
Posted by Anon (guest) on Mon 04 Jul 2011 02:32:08 AM EDT
tbh she looks "better" the other way imho
Posted by Guest on Sun 03 Jul 2011 10:34:11 PM EDT