Nicholas Cage takes spotting very seriously. He get's right up there and shows you where you hit.

Posted by Guest on Wed Dec 14 13:29:06 2011

Nicholas Cage is watching the bullet fly past him

Posted by Guest on Tue Dec 13 10:43:58 2011

Hey Nick! Get the fuck out the way I'm trying to shoot that tree.

Oh ok. *epic hair woosh*

Posted by Guest on Mon Dec 12 12:11:11 2011

What a dumbass sniper. A target that big and he still misses it.

Posted by Guest on Sun Dec 11 12:23:02 2011

"I whip my hair back and forth"

Posted by anon (guest) on Sun Dec 11 02:44:15 2011

funny thing is the bullet woulda missed anyway

Posted by Guest on Sun Dec 11 01:39:48 2011

because you're worth it

Posted by Guest on Sun Dec 11 00:31:06 2011

Hi I am Nicholas Cage and welcome to my show Forest Magic. Now please advert your attention to this tree and BAM yeah exploding tree. For my next act I will turn my hair into a bird.

Posted by Guest on Sat Dec 10 16:59:39 2011

What we do not see

is Chuck Norris behind the tree catching the bullet.

Posted by Guest on Sat Dec 10 06:57:32 2011