Posted by anon (guest) on Fri 09 Nov 2012 02:38:20 AM EST
How bad would it be then?
Well if the gorilla actually had decided to "jump on him and start tearing his shit up" as you put it no amount of running away would've saved him. They're not only fast but far stronger than any human so safe bet he'd have been mauled or killed.
Posted by Guest on Thu 25 Oct 2012 12:30:32 AM EDT
Army dude is like "YEAH, run away bitch, don't make me take a photo of you with my camera".
but in seriousness dude has massive balls. I only wonder how bad it's be for him if the Gorilla didn't stop and just jumped on him and started...
Army dude is like "YEAH, run away bitch, don't make me take a photo of you with my camera".
but in seriousness dude has massive balls. I only wonder how bad it's be for him if the Gorilla didn't stop and just jumped on him and started tearing his shit up. How badass would he be then?
Posted by Guest on Fri 19 Oct 2012 12:55:09 PM EDT
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Posted by Anon (guest) on Sun 14 Oct 2012 09:41:54 AM EDT
I guess you could say his jimmies didnt get rustled
awwwwww yeaahhhhhhh
Posted by Guest on Sat 13 Oct 2012 11:25:28 PM EDT
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BOSS!
Posted by J-Dizzle (guest) on Sat 13 Oct 2012 10:24:48 PM EDT
They only attack if you show fear.
Posted by Guest on Sat 13 Oct 2012 08:10:01 PM EDT
Hey Dave! Dave! its me! Da-
oh sorry man, thought you were someone else.
Posted by Gorilla (guest) on Sat 13 Oct 2012 05:53:39 PM EDT
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Posted by anon (guest) on Fri 09 Nov 2012 02:38:20 AM EST
How bad would it be then?
Well if the gorilla actually had decided to "jump on him and start tearing his shit up" as you put it no amount of running away would've saved him. They're not only fast but far stronger than any human so safe bet he'd have been mauled or killed.
Posted by Guest on Thu 25 Oct 2012 12:30:32 AM EDT
Army dude is like "YEAH, run away bitch, don't make me take a photo of you with my camera".
but in seriousness dude has massive balls. I only wonder how bad it's be for him if the Gorilla didn't stop and just jumped on him and started...
Army dude is like "YEAH, run away bitch, don't make me take a photo of you with my camera".
but in seriousness dude has massive balls. I only wonder how bad it's be for him if the Gorilla didn't stop and just jumped on him and started tearing his shit up. How badass would he be then?
Posted by Guest on Fri 19 Oct 2012 12:55:09 PM EDT
Special Forces colon cleanser
Posted by Anon (guest) on Sun 14 Oct 2012 09:41:54 AM EDT
I guess you could say his jimmies didnt get rustled
awwwwww yeaahhhhhhh
Posted by Guest on Sat 13 Oct 2012 11:25:28 PM EDT
Like a...
BOSS!
Posted by J-Dizzle (guest) on Sat 13 Oct 2012 10:24:48 PM EDT
They only attack if you show fear.
Posted by Guest on Sat 13 Oct 2012 08:10:01 PM EDT
Hey Dave! Dave! its me! Da-
oh sorry man, thought you were someone else.
Posted by Gorilla (guest) on Sat 13 Oct 2012 05:53:39 PM EDT