Lolol, you guys crack me up. If you don't know something that doesn't make you stupid, it means you don't know it. If you're wrong about something it just means you're wrong, not that you're dumb. But if someone shows you something and you just can't...
Lolol, you guys crack me up. If you don't know something that doesn't make you stupid, it means you don't know it. If you're wrong about something it just means you're wrong, not that you're dumb. But if someone shows you something and you just can't understand no matter how easy they try to make it...then you're a moron.
You guys just keep toss around them insults like you know what the hell you're talking about, because if you belittle someone you're just BETTER even if you're wrong, right?
Posted by Guest on Sat 23 Jun 2012 07:45:40 PM EDT
"I can attest that even though they have small teeth and are non-poisonous, burmese python bites hurt like a motherfucker. Take a long time to heal too, due to the incredibly horrible bacteria they host in their mouths."---
Thats not a...
"I can attest that even though they have small teeth and are non-poisonous, burmese python bites hurt like a motherfucker. Take a long time to heal too, due to the incredibly horrible bacteria they host in their mouths."---
Thats not a burmese python... thats not even a python! its a common Boa... and the bites do NOT take a long time to heal for most people and they REALLY DO NOT HURT MUCH... so before you can "attest" to anything... know what the fuck your talking about...
Posted by Nathan (guest) on Tue 08 Nov 2011 08:56:05 AM EST
What is the wildlife analog of shoes, rubber balls, balls of yarn, and cardboard boxes?
Posted by Guest on Thu 10 Mar 2011 02:13:11 AM EST
Yeah, those lasers that cats chase in the wild sure are tasty.
Posted by Guest on Sun 06 Mar 2011 01:59:04 PM EST
Nigga you dumb. Cat's playthings are just proxies for the same damn prey.
The analogy is perfect.
Posted by Guest on Sun 27 Feb 2011 01:09:15 PM EST
Lol... Comparing house cats to bears. Bears chase things that run because prey runs from them, not because they want to play. Running makes you food.
Posted by Guest on Wed 23 Feb 2011 11:53:05 PM EST
"See, this is why I've never bought the whole, "Don't run away, just be completely still and the dangerous animal wont hurt you." ALWAYS RUN LIKE HELL! "
You're a moron. If you run from a bear it'll want to chase you and play with you. ...
"See, this is why I've never bought the whole, "Don't run away, just be completely still and the dangerous animal wont hurt you." ALWAYS RUN LIKE HELL! "
You're a moron. If you run from a bear it'll want to chase you and play with you. Haven't you ever seen a cat chase after anything that is moving quickly from it? It just wants to chase stuff.. Same with bears.. As soon as you run, it thinks of you as a toy.
Posted by Guest on Mon 07 Feb 2011 11:39:40 PM EST
Re: Damn nature
She is lying ON the snake. What else could it do in order to get free?
Posted by Guest on Sun 06 Feb 2011 04:17:20 PM EST
"See, this is why I've never bought the whole, "Don't run away, just be completely still and the dangerous animal wont hurt you." ALWAYS RUN LIKE HELL!"
The dangerous animals that are on the "don't run, try to look big list" are on there...
"See, this is why I've never bought the whole, "Don't run away, just be completely still and the dangerous animal wont hurt you." ALWAYS RUN LIKE HELL!"
The dangerous animals that are on the "don't run, try to look big list" are on there for a reason. Running usually results in death.
Posted by Guest on Sun 06 Feb 2011 03:34:42 PM EST
Damn nature
See, this is why I've never bought the whole, "Don't run away, just be completely still and the dangerous animal wont hurt you." ALWAYS RUN LIKE HELL!
Posted by Guest on Fri 04 Feb 2011 09:06:43 AM EST
Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you...
Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
Posted by AndarielHalo (guest) on Tue 01 Feb 2011 03:25:49 AM EST
I can attest that even though they have small teeth and are non-poisonous, burmese python bites hurt like a motherfucker. Take a long time to heal too, due to the incredibly horrible bacteria they host in their mouths.
Posted by Guest on Mon 31 Jan 2011 05:06:23 PM EST
looked so good he had to take a bite
Posted by Shtoink (guest) on Sat 29 Jan 2011 06:21:33 PM EST
Recent comments
this used to be a funny picture of a woman being bitten by a snake.
Posted by Guest on Sun 08 Jul 2012 09:54:33 PM EDT
Hater's gonna hate.
| show fullshow summaryLolol, you guys crack me up. If you don't know something that doesn't make you stupid, it means you don't know it. If you're wrong about something it just means you're wrong, not that you're dumb. But if someone shows you something and you just can't...
Lolol, you guys crack me up. If you don't know something that doesn't make you stupid, it means you don't know it. If you're wrong about something it just means you're wrong, not that you're dumb. But if someone shows you something and you just can't understand no matter how easy they try to make it...then you're a moron.
You guys just keep toss around them insults like you know what the hell you're talking about, because if you belittle someone you're just BETTER even if you're wrong, right?
Posted by Guest on Sat 23 Jun 2012 07:45:40 PM EDT
To the D-bag
| show fullshow summary"I can attest that even though they have small teeth and are non-poisonous, burmese python bites hurt like a motherfucker. Take a long time to heal too, due to the incredibly horrible bacteria they host in their mouths."---
Thats not a...
"I can attest that even though they have small teeth and are non-poisonous, burmese python bites hurt like a motherfucker. Take a long time to heal too, due to the incredibly horrible bacteria they host in their mouths."---
Thats not a burmese python... thats not even a python! its a common Boa... and the bites do NOT take a long time to heal for most people and they REALLY DO NOT HURT MUCH... so before you can "attest" to anything... know what the fuck your talking about...
Posted by Nathan (guest) on Tue 08 Nov 2011 08:56:05 AM EST
What is the wildlife analog of shoes, rubber balls, balls of yarn, and cardboard boxes?
Posted by Guest on Thu 10 Mar 2011 02:13:11 AM EST
Yeah, those lasers that cats chase in the wild sure are tasty.
Posted by Guest on Sun 06 Mar 2011 01:59:04 PM EST
Nigga you dumb. Cat's playthings are just proxies for the same damn prey.
The analogy is perfect.
Posted by Guest on Sun 27 Feb 2011 01:09:15 PM EST
Lol... Comparing house cats to bears. Bears chase things that run because prey runs from them, not because they want to play. Running makes you food.
Posted by Guest on Wed 23 Feb 2011 11:53:05 PM EST
"See, this is why I've never bought the whole, "Don't run away, just be completely still and the dangerous animal wont hurt you." ALWAYS RUN LIKE HELL! "
You're a moron. If you run from a bear it'll want to chase you and play with you. ...
"See, this is why I've never bought the whole, "Don't run away, just be completely still and the dangerous animal wont hurt you." ALWAYS RUN LIKE HELL! "
You're a moron. If you run from a bear it'll want to chase you and play with you. Haven't you ever seen a cat chase after anything that is moving quickly from it? It just wants to chase stuff.. Same with bears.. As soon as you run, it thinks of you as a toy.
Posted by Guest on Mon 07 Feb 2011 11:39:40 PM EST
Re: Damn nature
She is lying ON the snake. What else could it do in order to get free?
Posted by Guest on Sun 06 Feb 2011 04:17:20 PM EST
"See, this is why I've never bought the whole, "Don't run away, just be completely still and the dangerous animal wont hurt you." ALWAYS RUN LIKE HELL!"
The dangerous animals that are on the "don't run, try to look big list" are on there...
"See, this is why I've never bought the whole, "Don't run away, just be completely still and the dangerous animal wont hurt you." ALWAYS RUN LIKE HELL!"
The dangerous animals that are on the "don't run, try to look big list" are on there for a reason. Running usually results in death.
Posted by Guest on Sun 06 Feb 2011 03:34:42 PM EST
Damn nature
See, this is why I've never bought the whole, "Don't run away, just be completely still and the dangerous animal wont hurt you." ALWAYS RUN LIKE HELL!
Posted by Guest on Fri 04 Feb 2011 09:06:43 AM EST
Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you...
Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
Posted by AndarielHalo (guest) on Tue 01 Feb 2011 03:25:49 AM EST
I can attest that even though they have small teeth and are non-poisonous, burmese python bites hurt like a motherfucker. Take a long time to heal too, due to the incredibly horrible bacteria they host in their mouths.
Posted by Guest on Mon 31 Jan 2011 05:06:23 PM EST
looked so good he had to take a bite
Posted by Shtoink (guest) on Sat 29 Jan 2011 06:21:33 PM EST