Just take a $5 bill to the store and buy a proper corkscrew, you douchebag.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage
You just learned something today. Doesn't that feel awesome?
Posted by Guest on Sat Mar 24 12:08:44 2012
Retard. If he had broken through then he wouldn't be coming out...
Posted by Guest on Sat Mar 24 09:21:19 2012
...Never would have caught her anyway. Too quick and too short distance before she dropped it...
i think you're missing the point
Posted by Guest on Sat Mar 24 05:42:37 2012
looks like he got stopped cold.
Posted by Guest on Sat Mar 24 05:39:09 2012
To the guy below: Is it possible that you know shit about champagne (as we like to say in our champagne sipping circles)?
Posted by Guest on Fri Mar 23 21:38:13 2012
by the look of this kid i think rule 3 stands
Posted by Guest on Fri Mar 23 05:44:40 2012
To the dude below: Do you happen to live in another universe where the laws of physics are different from ours here? Because where I live (on a planet called the Earth), clenching your teeth when someone's going to uppercut you with his knee seems to be by far the best option.
Posted by Guest on Thu Mar 22 23:54:02 2012
The sad part is he still has another testicle to procreate with.
Posted by Guest on Thu Mar 22 23:08:53 2012
"don't be some pussy fag that thinks a gun can load and shoot itself"
They are "Gun Safety" rules, not "I Sure Hope Everything Works Like They Should" rules.
Guns misfire and the chambering of the bullet is automatic if you have a magazine loaded. Also, you could make a mistake yourself. "I don't make mistakes" are famous last words. You don't aim a gun at something you don't want an ounce of metal to go at high velocity towards.
PS: Post a GIF of yourself firing an empty gun into your pelvis. No cheating and shooting through your pant-leg where. You have to aim for the bone.
Posted by xnamkcor (guest) on Thu Mar 22 21:35:51 2012
