"Wasn't a courtroom, it was a city council meeting. No judges involved." Ok, whoever was leading the city council meeting said "She hit her in the... eye!" Happy now?
Posted by Guest on Wed Mar 21 14:37:09 2012
the social services department to take his now brain-damaged son away from him and lock him up for endangering the life of a minor child.
Posted by justaguest (guest) on Wed Mar 21 10:54:53 2012
"Shut the fuck up I'm doing calculus"
Posted by Guest on Wed Mar 21 09:06:13 2012
Clenching your teeth like that before taking a solid blow to the jaw is a great way to end up spitting out your teeth and having your jaw wired shut.
Posted by Anonymouse (guest) on Wed Mar 21 07:28:56 2012
I know Americans like to allude that Europeans drink heavily, but damn, is there a free tap across the hall from the Commons or something?
Posted by Anonymouse (guest) on Wed Mar 21 07:26:39 2012
Fuck. Can't unsee.
Posted by Anonymouse (guest) on Wed Mar 21 07:23:26 2012
Just leaving this here.
Posted by Guest on Wed Mar 21 05:01:29 2012
Kid 1: "Hey man wanna play rock, paper, scissors?" Kid 2: "Hell yeah. ROCK! PAPER! SCISS-" *teacher kicks kid in head*
Posted by Guest on Wed Mar 21 01:23:47 2012
i wish my legs were 10' long
Posted by Guest on Wed Mar 21 00:51:59 2012
See what happens when they stop studying math for two seconds.
Posted by Guest on Tue Mar 20 22:24:21 2012
