three lesbians once threw three dildos at me

much the same result ensued. I stabbed them to death with the dildos.

Posted by wkw (guest) on Sat Oct 8 00:35:42 2011

The Thing

Better call R.J. MacReady.

Posted by Guest on Fri Oct 7 23:10:00 2011

Myth busted.

Posted by Guest on Fri Oct 7 13:48:42 2011

This brings back memories of camping as a kid with the Boy Scouts at a small island just off the coast of Florida. We were going swimming late one night and noticed that the water glowed when we disturbed it. That was the single most fun night of camping I can ever remember.

Posted by Guest on Fri Oct 7 13:31:58 2011

He gon get balls cancer after that.

Posted by Guest on Fri Oct 7 10:27:43 2011

Screw the bottle cap.

How the fuck do you blow an air bubble like that???

Posted by Guest on Fri Oct 7 10:17:27 2011

Troll cow. She wouldn't be eaten this way.

Posted by Guest on Fri Oct 7 08:58:56 2011

"We going?!"
"Yes"
"This week!?"
"Nooo"
"When??"
"JK LULZ"
"BAWWWWWWW"

Posted by Guest on Fri Oct 7 06:15:49 2011

Jesus christ, it's going to be heartbreaking when she finds out Disneyland sucks

Posted by Guest on Fri Oct 7 04:54:19 2011

Kitty should seek revenge for being declawed.

Posted by Guest on Fri Oct 7 04:03:42 2011