I want one of those in a version that squirts jergens lotion at politicians.

Posted by Guest on Wed Nov 17 05:33:50 2010

So Bert... after I started losing both my hair and my appetite, I decided to get tested and sure enough, I've got Full Blown AIDS. I thought that it was only fair to tell you first, because you're probably infected too...

Posted by Guest on Wed Nov 17 00:25:49 2010

Poor Bert

It's hard living with a roommate who is on cocaine...

Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 16 23:46:14 2010

Welcome to Omsk.

Posted by Ptitsa Omich (guest) on Tue Nov 16 23:14:36 2010

MYTH BUSTED!
....now what the heck were we testing again?

Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 16 14:45:26 2010

She needs some protein to go along with those vitamins.

Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 16 11:12:26 2010

Gotta love girls with low self esteem

Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 16 08:59:46 2010

my god...this should not be so arousing. WHY DO I FIND IT AROUSING

Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 16 08:30:39 2010

I weep for the future of humanity.

Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 16 05:13:23 2010

Vegetarian porn.

Posted by Guest on Mon Nov 15 20:38:15 2010