can i haz sum paodur? *eye twitches* I'LL PHUCKIN CUT YOO
Posted by Cocaine Bear (guest) on Thu Nov 18 14:05:31 2010
Bert is...
Squidward years before Spongebob ever existed.
Posted by Dr. Flavor (guest) on Wed Nov 17 17:24:27 2010
Can't a guy just masturbate in peace?
Posted by Guest on Wed Nov 17 12:17:04 2010
It's... so... nutritious!
Posted by Guest on Wed Nov 17 09:00:31 2010
I want one of those in a version that squirts jergens lotion at politicians.
Posted by Guest on Wed Nov 17 05:33:50 2010
So Bert... after I started losing both my hair and my appetite, I decided to get tested and sure enough, I've got Full Blown AIDS. I thought that it was only fair to tell you first, because you're probably infected too...
Posted by Guest on Wed Nov 17 00:25:49 2010
Poor Bert
It's hard living with a roommate who is on cocaine...
Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 16 23:46:14 2010
Welcome to Omsk.
Posted by Ptitsa Omich (guest) on Tue Nov 16 23:14:36 2010
MYTH BUSTED!
....now what the heck were we testing again?
Posted by Guest on Tue Nov 16 14:45:26 2010
She needs some protein to go along with those vitamins.
