Posted by Guest on Sun Mar 13 18:58:44 2011

Legs

Looks like two compound fractured tibia's

Posted by Woah (guest) on Sun Mar 13 20:41:49 2011

Taking a speeding car like a man

The hell with this spike strip. BRING IT ON, PUSSY!!

Posted by Guest on Sun Mar 13 22:06:11 2011

The real Joe Swanson

Posted by Guest on Mon Mar 14 00:05:44 2011

Tibia's?

Learn to use your motherfucking apostrophes, yo. It's TIBIAS.

Posted by Carlos (guest) on Mon Mar 14 02:26:07 2011

Think texting this guy pictures of bailey jay would have been a more effective trap.

Posted by Guest on Mon Mar 14 06:35:50 2011

and the Oscar for best performance of a cop getting his ass handed to him since Robocop goes too....

Posted by Guest on Mon Mar 14 11:20:53 2011

Nope, it looks like multiple compound fractures to femurs, tibias and fibulas, and probably massive internal upper torso traumas.

Posted by parameedo (guest) on Mon Mar 14 12:12:46 2011

You can bet that after they caught that guy, his face mysteriously looked like that cop's legs the next morning.

Posted by Guest on Mon Mar 14 15:45:03 2011

OH SNAP

snappity snap went the tibias.

Posted by A man of wealth and taste (guest) on Tue Mar 15 15:01:49 2011

*Nope, it looks like multiple compound fractures to femora, tibiae and fibulae, and probably massive internal upper torso traumata.

Posted by Guest on Wed Mar 16 04:40:56 2011

*Nope, it looks like multiple compound fractures to femora, tibiae and fibulae, and probably massive internal upper torso traumata.

Thanks for pluralising medfag

Posted by parameedo (guest) on Sun Mar 20 11:20:49 2011

Femuras = Fem'ora
Tibias = Tibiae
Fibulas = Fibulae
Traumas = Trau'mata

They're both pluralised.

In other words; same shit.

Dumbfucks.

Posted by Inb4 Dr.Paramedic (guest) on Mon Mar 21 14:35:33 2011

No. really

So the cop's name was, Spike Strippe?

Posted by Guest on Mon Jun 20 18:07:42 2011

Just for the record, since no one else has said it...

Shoes stayed on.

Streak ended (or c-c-c-c-combo breaker, whatever your cup of tea).

Posted by Observant aren't we? (guest) on Sun Nov 27 14:11:13 2011

But officer...

"I had to swerve to avoid the obstacle, it's not my fault you were jaywalking at the time, and doing so even though you saw that a vehicle was approaching at an unsafe speed."

Posted by Heartless Bastard (guest) on Sun Nov 27 14:13:36 2011

Police Officer

I feel bad for the police officer. He will most likely lose his job and will not be able to provide for his family for a while or be able to protect the citizens. The job that a police officer has to do is a very noble job and a demanding job.

Posted by Big Al (guest) on Wed Sep 10 19:12:17 2014