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How come more people don't do this in a street fight? Just shove the other guy into oncoming traffic. One and done, doesn't matter if they know how to fight or got a gun or knife. BOOM car!

Posted by Guest on Wed Apr 27 21:09:35 2011

deal with it...

Posted by Guest on Wed Apr 27 21:31:35 2011

Meanwhile...

On Animal Planets "Final Destination".

Posted by Guest on Wed Apr 27 23:22:28 2011

Aflac

Perfect commercial material, just bring Gilbert Gottfried back goddammit.

Posted by Guest on Thu Apr 28 03:16:45 2011

Canada Goose Wins.

fatality.

Posted by Guest on Thu Apr 28 08:18:55 2011

I once hit some form of vulture (I assume not an eagle) in the road once. There was roadkill in the middle of the highway and the large bird was picking at it until it realized I was coming at 60mph. it took off and tried to fly away, as in the direction I was travelling... So I hit it at about 45 MPH. Smacked the windshield, thought it cracked it at first but no. I wish I WISH I could have turned around and seen what happened to hit but I assume the bird with its hollow bones was dead dead dead if not on impact in a few seconds as another car would run it over as it couldn't fly anymore.

Posted by Guest on Thu Apr 28 09:19:23 2011

Goose is like...

...i don't give a a flyin fuck.

Posted by Guest on Thu Apr 28 10:09:32 2011

*Goose Summons Doomtrain*

Posted by Guest on Thu Apr 28 12:27:51 2011

FATALITY

hella reminded me of the subway fatality in mortal kombat triology

Posted by zubsero (guest) on Thu Apr 28 16:43:18 2011

Run away, run away, live to fight anoth-oh shit!

Posted by Guest on Thu Apr 28 18:14:25 2011

How come more people don't do this in a street fight?

Seriously? You're an idiot.
Brawling or manslaughter/murder.

I WONDER WHAT'S WORSE.

Posted by Guest on Mon Dec 31 11:02:28 2012

Those goose anti-bullying PSAs are realistic

Posted by Guest on Mon Dec 31 22:42:52 2012

"Ah shit, we were just playin'!"

Posted by mrkungmcbung (guest) on Mon Jan 21 16:08:36 2013

it's all fun and games..

until someone gets hit by a car.

Posted by anonymous prime. (guest) on Tue Mar 12 23:49:48 2013