Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Posted by Guest on Fri May 6 01:26:17 2011

Is that a brown recluse?

If so, that dude's finger's gonna fall off, lol.

Posted by Yay (guest) on Fri May 6 09:11:47 2011

Aaaagggghh!!

Posted by Guest on Fri May 6 15:17:37 2011

That's either a huntsman spider or a hobo spider both of which are highly venomous. Enjoy the loss of use in that hand buddy.

Posted by Guest on Fri May 6 17:16:43 2011

Oh Jesus

That is the worst thing EVER.

Posted by Corn (guest) on Fri May 6 20:41:52 2011

It isn't a huntsman. Huntsman legs are always angled forwards.

Also, they aren't a threat to humans.

Posted by Guest on Sat May 7 00:50:26 2011

Huntsmans are venomous but are not deadly. Possibly you may need to go to a hospital if you have some sort of pre-existing condition, but a healthy adult will recover from a bit in a few days.

Posted by Guest on Sat May 7 00:52:11 2011

spiders have EIGHT eyes for a reason, derp.
even if you're "sneaking" up on it from behind you're still gonna get raped.

Posted by Guest on Sat May 7 20:10:00 2011

It's just a fucking giant house spider. We get these all the time. Completely harmless, but fucking ugly and HAVE TO DIE!! I've taken my room apart before hunting these fuckers down, if I see one there's no way I can rest until it's dead.

Posted by Guest on Sun May 8 01:47:09 2011

Yeah it's a Hobo Spider and their bite is really bad. My brother got bitten on the foot by one it swelled up like 5 times larger and he couldn't walk for 3 weeks.

Posted by Guest on Sun May 8 17:24:45 2011

Do not taunt Happy Fun Spider

Posted by A can of righteousness to Hello, Mr. Pussycat! (guest) on Sun May 8 17:37:27 2011

Agelenopsis aperta. weaksauce spider.

Posted by Guest on Sun May 8 21:35:12 2011

That is indeed a hobo spider, you can tell from the relative shortness of it's third pair of legs compared to the other three, and it's little nibblers that look like Christmas balls (imho).

Also, while being bitten is incredibly painful and can take quite some time to fully heal, they aren't usually deadly. Necrosis is unusual and in most cases is caused by a secondary infection, such as staph, rather than the actual toxin that was injected.

Either way his finger is going to be fucked for a few months. Poor dude.

Posted by Spider Faggot (guest) on Fri May 13 00:43:12 2011

"spiders have EIGHT eyes for a reason, derp."
They have up to 12(could be more) and down to 0(yes, they're blind, but yet are still some of the best hunters, somehow), spiders seems to have very loose genes when it comes to eyes.
In this case I think it was using it's spidey sense.

And to the guy who "needs" to kill all spiders, stop being such a fucking coward, it's smaller than you; brush it off and ignore it.
I can't even imagine how you'd feel about the forests around here, every path is blocked/full of spiderwebs, you can't go 2 feet without seeing one.

Posted by Guest on Fri May 27 06:45:25 2011

Most spiders have 6-8 eyes on the front and 2-4 on the back of their head. They are not to be messed with.

Posted by Guest on Sat Jun 4 10:37:01 2011